In Which I Reveal Myself as a Highly-Functional Alcoholic

March 4, 2008 | Filed under: Because They Pay Me

Ugh.

It’s 9 AM and I am having my breakfast of pure, unadulterated sugar, straight from the soda fountain Coke and Advil.

I felt fine this morning.  Really!  Sure, I woke up at 3 AM when my body finished processing the six glasses of wine I’d consumed a few hours prior, but other than that, life seemed normal.  But the Metro ride in left me a little woozy, and my head is not appreciating the fact that I was reading work materials for my entire commute.

Good thing I don’t have anything to do tonight but go to another reception.

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  1. chrystal says:

    That’s my girl!

  2. Horrible Warning says:

    Livin the dream…

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