August 12, 2007 | Filed under: Because They Pay Me

It’s not everyday that I can so clearly see the fruits of my labor. But today? I have a clean desk. And all it took was removing enough papers to fill two entire trash cans! In my toils, I came across many, many important documents. From 2006. They were important … back then. Now? Not so much.

Behold:

We shall not speak of the piles of business cards littering the desk space
next to my phone.

After all that hard work, I figured I deserved a reward, for I am klassy. Also, cheap: I sprung for the 18-pack because it was only a dollar more than the 12-pack. Buy in Bulk and Save!

1. Leandra says:
   

   Good for you! Perhaps I’ll be inspired by you and actually clean my desk off. I keep making little inroads in the clutter but before I can complete my task the avalanche collapses and fills in the holes. I’m actually GLAD my cubicle is way back in the corner because that way no one can see what a slob I am.

   August 13th, 2007 at 6:53 am
2. Horrible Warning says:
   

   Thanks for sharing a bit of your reward with me.

   Contraband beer at the lake rocks.

   August 13th, 2007 at 5:55 pm