May 9, 2007 | Filed under: Is She Still Talking?

It’s tyipng! On th e Worst Keyboard Ever!

Seriiusly, Itinn they do tis oo purpoe — the internet terminal charges 50 cents/min with a 10 min minimum, but gosh, the time flies by when you’re spending half of it editing all the damn typos!!!

Anyway. I’m at the airport, awaiting my fight to Aussing. (Ahem. A.U.S.T.I.N.) Lori explained things much more eloquently thna Ican, thru clenched teeth swering at this dsmn keyborard, so go read here for full details. Meanwhle, I’m goig to go decide if 10AM is too early to strt drnkiig. Heavily. STUPI D KEYBORD, I cannot take ths anymore!

Awesooe. Linkiig doesnn’t work. OK, see sidebar? Click on “How are you today? I’m superfantastic.” God.

1. Dave says:
   

   I have constantly been told not to sweat the small stuff in my life. This usually comes from unorganized twits who thrive at being average and aspire to be nothing more than one sheep in a flock of millions. The keyboard thing? Totally irritating. I would build it up to something large *then* sweat it. (take that, sheep! baaaah baaaaaah) I hope you used excessive force when pounding out this post. We can not, under any circumstances, let the machines win!

   May 9th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
2. Horrible Warning says:
   

   The link did work…

   Have a great time. Oh, and 10 is when you are SUPPOSED to start drinking.

   May 10th, 2007 at 7:20 pm