May 4, 2007 | Filed under: I Run Therefore I Am

My average attention span today. Good thing I had a bunch of reports to read and — oh, wait.

Have I mentioned that I’m running a half marathon tomorrow? Yup. And if I don’t manage to chill the hell out, I’m going to be running 8-minute miles for the first few miles. After which I will die.

When the experts tell you to carbo-load before a race, do you think they had picking out and eating all the jelly beans from a package of Harry & David’s Easter Candy Mix in mind? Yeah, I didn’t think so either.

FYI — the “mallow cremes” are gross. Just throw those away. And save the chocolate eggs for another day. Preferably a day when work is kicking your ass.

Is it 5:00 yet? Because if so, Tracy and I are out doing some outlet mall shopping (read: wandering around aimlessly each with our respective short attention spans) and having a sensible dinner of pasta and bread and more pasta. Perhaps the food coma will enable us to sleep tonight.