February 17, 2007 | Filed under: Boys Are Dumb, Is She Still Talking?
Today’s highlights, as culled from sent e-mails:
First message of the day, 7:19 AM
Oh god, I think I may still be drunk.
About a stupid boyAnd I stood there thinking, “Um, hello? Have we met? Yes, because I am QUEEN of fun! casual! relationships. I do SO EXCEEDINGLY WELL at them, yes, that’s definitely what I’m after.”
Regarding my offer to bring dessert to a dinner party, which was met by an inquiry as to my access to a local bakeryBAKERY??? Dude, dessert comes from my kitchen!
The response came back addressed to “Dudess.”
About another stupid boyUnfortunately, we run into the really nice body problem. As in, he has one and I would like to be in charge of it.
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It’s just as funny the second time around!
February 20th, 2007 at 7:48 am