July 3, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized

I flipped the page on my calendar this week and made a shocking discovery: It’s July.

JULY. JU.LY. You know, that month that signals the beginning of the third quarter.

Crap.

Halfway through the year, and there’s so much I haven’t accomplished! Namely:

1. Filing my taxes.

2. Sculpting a body to rival Rebecca Romijn’s.
3. Figuring out how to be reimbursed by my insurance company for the last six months’ worth of prescriptions.
4. Becoming a generally happier and less-stressed person. (#3 isn’t helping the endeavor any.)
5. Reading the seventy thousand books on my bookshelf just waiting for me to have some “free time.”
6. Finalizing plans for world domination.

1. Prime Minister says:
   

   7. Quitting my ridiculous second job.

   July 6th, 2006 at 8:08 pm