March 15, 2006 | Filed under: Because They Pay Me, Is She Still Talking?

True fact: March is Caffeine Awareness Month. It’s also Women’s History Month. Coincidence? I think not.

Also, let’s not forget the best March has to offer: the NCAA Tourney.

I received an e-mail inviting me to “Describe [the sender] in one word - just one.” This is your assigmenent for today: describe me in just one word. Please avoid the obvious ones like “genius” or “hilarious” or “bipolar depressive who suffers from narcissistic personality disorder.” I want to see some creativity!

Now I have three words for you: TOO MUCH WORK. And if you don’t believe me, let me call your attention to the fact that I covered the topics of Women’s History Month and March Madness in one sentence apiece. I mean, really, does that sound like me?

1. The Mayor of Penn Quarter says:
   

   One word to describe you? Oh, that’s easy:

   Paroxysmally

   Wrap your mind around that one for awhile….

   March 15th, 2006 at 1:21 pm
2. Anonymous says:
   

   That is the first time I have ever seen someone reply with an adverb. That may say more about how people percieve you than the word itself.

   March 15th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
3. Anonymous says:
   

   shiny

   March 15th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
4. Daily Tragedies says:
   

   Ok, I’m gonna help you kids out here.

   paroxysm (noun)
   1. A sudden outburst of emotion or action: a paroxysm of laughter.

   2. A sudden attack, recurrence, or intensification of a disease.
   A spasm or fit; a convulsion.

   March 15th, 2006 at 2:06 pm
5. Alan says:
   

   Neo-Britney.

   March 16th, 2006 at 9:29 am